The International Lounge
No Domestic Bears The holidays of St. Patrick's, Cinco de Mayo, and Oktoberfest will be celebrated continuously The 4th of July will not be celebrated, as to not offend our English patrons Do you need any Co-Ax? Despite what the song may say, we will continue to play the wild rover Diplomacy is an art; be an artist Any mounting is strictly a dominance thing Interviews may be conducted in the lounge No parking It's an international thing